Turn-in-t'-roadTo turn the car round in the road
Take your time: is the carriageway bowed? Once safely away, steer full lock but don't stray From full obs. Near the kerb get it slowed! Bay parkAkin to a-cornering left,
Bay-parking may call for some heft. For, unlike the first (which manoeuvre's the worst), Full-lock steering is always the "beft". |
Left-reverseTo say a left-corner reverse
Is a stroll in the park is perverse! But with low speed, your "skeel" (quarter-turning the wheel), Will keep that left kerb nice and "terse" ! Parallel parkWhen approaching a parallel park
Think "Side-ways? Am I straight? No wheel arc?" Knowing "LAuRA's the best", she no longer gets stressed Using tail-lights / door-handles as mark. First it's left, one full turn, then undo;
Go straight back till Han-del number two Just touches the kerb, whereupon (says the blurb) You turn right half as much: Hallelu! |
Emergency stopES is a game of two halves:
To avoid what the French call "cadavres" Stop it firmly then make it secure, with handbrake; Gear One, bite, safe?, release: "Oui, mes braves!" Right-reverseTo back round a corner to right
Begs the question "How IS your foresight?" Is it so hard to see through your rear windscree' That you'd want to drive over there? Quite |