Which is easier to create trading names for: estate agents or hairdressers ? We've all seen them: "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow", "Curl Up and Dye", "Move Along The Bus(iness)". How about driving schools ?
How cool would it be to teach beneath the brand "Keep Calm & Drive On" ? Very topical. Especially with wartime anniversaries.
Or "Laps of Concentration" ? Or "Shut Up 'n' Drive" ? (I shaln't tell you what the predictive text suggested, but suffice it to say one shouldn't write posts in dim conditions without proof-reading glasses).
Or even "Cheeky But Rude" (suggested by pupil Abbie, when I was encouraging assertive creeping from the absurdly-difficult Lifford Lane T-junction) ?
All good fun, if on holiday and not wanting to share in the card-games now the rain has come.